Monday, March 15, 2010

I'm Gonna Eat Until I Die!

The world's fattest mother has a higher aspiration than just being a large momma.  Normally I would say that aspirations are good. Admirable. Applaudable. But her recent aspiration makes me squeamish. What is it? Drum roll, please. Rrrrrrrrrrrr........she wants to be...rrrrrrrrrrrr......the world's fattest woman. She wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (are your eyes popping out of your head yet? Just weight. I mean, wait). Shes does have a concern, though.  Now that she has a child, keeping up with that kid will keep mommy's weight down. Down to 600 pounds. Six HUNDRED. If that isn't crazy enough, her partner supports her in her endeavor. "He's a real belly man...". Really? The this-belly-will-smother-you-and-suck-the-life-from-your-lungs type of belly man? Um, Ok.  

The biggest glutton prize goes to you, ma'am. Hands down. Or belly down?

1 comment:

  1. Meandered on by your blog, that post was stinkin' hilarious! I will hold my head high today after seeing a lardier bum than mine! :)