My Hidden Talent

I have a hidden talent.  That means if I were to perform at a talent show that took place in a cultural hall, I would be booed off the gym floor and seek refuge in the mother's lounge hoping the odor of soured diaper would keep people at bay.  My talent? I can peel a banana like a monkey.  Impressed? I thought so.  My selfless side is peeking out today, so I am going to share with you this incredible ability.  Grab a banana as you normally would, turn it upside down, squeeze the end, and peel.  I think it's much simpler.  Leave it to us humans to complicate things when the apes already had it figured out. 

And they think humans evolved from apes.  Sheesh!